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  2. Curious about the new server but unsure if you wanna jump on-board? Getting hyped and ready for anchors aweigh? Or do you just want some FREE LP?!?!?! I'm giving away 1 Bronze Founder's Pack for Nautilus. Write me a 1-page 500 word double spaced size 12 Times New Roman essay with Chicago style headers and 1" margins on why you think you would be the best choice for this scholarship. ... or just post beneath and you'll be entered in a raffle. Essays get 2 extra though. Raffle will be done TBA.
  3. i have da big dik i í type "essay" so plz give me da money
  4. I know my name is KingKongSchlong but I actually have a 2milimeter peter. I've been bullied my whole life because of it. I remember one time in gym class all the boys were getting changed and my towel slipped, everyone looked and laughed. "Is that a vagina?" they all said. I ran out crying. Ever since then the bullies who saw my unfortunately small penis would flick me in the pubic area and say "haha! bet you didn't even feel that gay loser!" They were right to be honest, my dick was so small I didn't feel a thing, but I did feel pain in my heart.. it has caused great stress in my life so I dropped out of highschool to escape from my bullies. If I happened to win this event however, I feel it would give me such a huge boner that it would cure my small penis. Then maybe, just maybe, I could go back to school and show those boys my huge dick. If they flicked my magnum penis in attempts to bully me their fingers would break and I could call them stupid gay boys. Please
  5. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Maple Story Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Horntail, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Temple of Time and I’m the top Sniper in the entire Guild forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Game Administrator across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Timeless Black Beauty of the Maple Story Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  6. I'm gonna throw my name in the hat and see how it goes. Finals happening now so don't think i'll be doing a 500 word essay I've got enough papers to write this week to last me a lifetime.
  7. This scholarship would fund me enough money to cure cancer. How? Good question. We see these in the streets of maple. Players spamming websites that will trade meso for REAL money. Or players who fly around exploiting boss glitches by freezing them.. cough. cough...... sometimes, we see these "cancers" sneak their way into the Rien staff and fund himself. Oh sorry did i say he?... oh uhm. sorry. He or She... By giving me this "scholarship" ill be able to stay three steps ahead of all these plebs who dont have $10 to spend. I wont need to skip my lunch to save money and can enjoy it peacefully; absorbing the necessary nutrients to do my job correctly. Cancer hunting. Ill need to start this by getting 3 days pre access to this new server and feel the waters for myself. Of course ill need some gear to take with me on this rough and hardship filled journey. I think ill need a new hair cut, and maybe some transparent glasses to hide any weakness that i may have trouble seeing. To hide my identity, i must buy myself some ragged shirts and pants of course dye my skin pale white and get a giant handle bar mustache. Some people question my skills and my work, but i always get the job done. So i pray, i ask, i get down on my knees to say CHOUX! bless me this small loan of a million dollars, and i can promise you, i swear with ALL MY HEART! That you will not regret this decision....#&*@ 287 words.. Uhm. I also uhm. promise that i can uhm do things that will make you proud?.. yeah thats right. In the future when a brave man named Jexxler becomes rank #1 in naut you will have the pleasure of saying, "I helped that man get to where he is now.he couldn't have done it without me." I TRULY BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART, That with a small loan, interest free for a few decades, can do whatever their heart desires. 369 words. WTF CHOUX. WHY DID YOU MAKE IT 500 words? ITS SO LONG. ok ok ok. I also swear that i uh. i will...uh.. i will...pay you back fully, with @HELLO's credit card. if it gets declined, i can promise you that my back up assistant, @Tika would be honored to pay this small humble fee of a million dollars. in fact, ill triple it! They'll pay you back 3 million dollars. Cash. Thank you, thank you very much. This is Jexxler, signing off, Cancer Cop............... 456 words. ok dude this isnt fun anymore but im so close to 500 words. wtf is this madness? a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z. OK thank you, i have finally written 500 of the most persuasive words ever. Each word, careful with thought. I pray you well, tuxx. -Cancer cop. i get 2 raffles right
  8. Ok guys i want you all read it please. almost 2 month ago i joined "Tempest", really liked the guild and all the members because ppl like to help there and i did too. i gave alot of my money and rare scrolled items to anyone who needed not cus i want to give free, cus i like the community and the helping. today Tempest run cwkpq and asked me to join because they need warrior. i came to help for sure and i know there will be MoN in the end. boss stage - im useless there just lvl 106. was afking like 30mins (in this time i guess they have said the order of loting) . after the seconde boss got killed i looted 1 MoN. everyone was shocked like what i have done....was order of looting. i said im sry and all so mad that i picked it up. so i wanted to show them its only pq and useless reward to mad of it and i droped it - because i dont care of items i care of this nostalgic fun game and community. but @Crap decided it was unforgivable step and told me: you banned of all my pq's aswell from -guild-. crap dont care that i was afking while they said the order (for real i didnt know there is any order of this looting....the guys was high lvl and they done this pq alot of times) and i didnt know. he dont care i said sry for that, and to prove that i dropped it - because it wasnot mine. crap decide how "Tempest" guild will look. the guild have great players but i didnt expect this step. Like i said before.im here to enjoy the nostalgic and have fun in the few hours i have. becareful of getting ban guys only cus you dont know the Rules of pq. thank u for ur consideration
  9. you might as well give it to me since i won already
  10. Yeah I was gonna do a 500-word ramble myself, but it wouldn't be as funny as Jexxler's (but I don't see no double-spacing nor... 'Chicago-style*' headers, BITCH), so I'mma just say the bronze pack would fit me perfectly, given that I always come third-place in life. And that's if I'm lucky. You can see I'm taking solid steps to improve on this given that I'm currently on a forums entering a contest for another server I probably shouldn't play but will anyways. Yeah if I were a class I'd be like Battle Mage without the party buffs, and Maple is my chains. *Still don't know the Hell that's supposed to mean? Deep dish headers?
  11. This scholarship would fund me enough money to cure cancer. How? Good question. We see these in the streets of maple. Players spamming websites that will trade meso for REAL money. Or players who fly around exploiting boss glitches by freezing them.. cough. cough...... sometimes, we see these "cancers" sneak their way into the Rien staff and fund himself. Oh sorry did i say he?... oh uhm. sorry. He or She... By giving me this "scholarship" ill be able to stay three steps ahead of all these plebs who dont have $10 to spend. I wont need to skip my lunch to save money and can enjoy it peacefully; absorbing the necessary nutrients to do my job correctly. Cancer hunting. Ill need to start this by getting 3 days pre access to this new server and feel the waters for myself. Of course ill need some gear to take with me on this rough and hardship filled journey. I think ill need a new hair cut, and maybe some transparent glasses to hide any weakness that i may have trouble seeing. To hide my identity, i must buy myself some ragged shirts and pants of course dye my skin pale white and get a giant handle bar mustache. Some people question my skills and my work, but i always get the job done. So i pray, i ask, i get down on my knees to say CHOUX! bless me this small loan of a million dollars, and i can promise you, i swear with ALL MY HEART! That you will not regret this decision....#&*@ 287 words.. Uhm. I also uhm. promise that i can uhm do things that will make you proud?.. yeah thats right. In the future when a brave man named Jexxler becomes rank #1 in naut you will have the pleasure of saying, "I helped that man get to where he is now.he couldn't have done it without me." I TRULY BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART, That with a small loan, interest free for a few decades, can do whatever their heart desires. 369 words. WTF CHOUX. WHY DID YOU MAKE IT 500 words? ITS SO LONG. ok ok ok. I also swear that i uh. i will...uh.. i will...pay you back fully, with @HELLO's credit card. if it gets declined, i can promise you that my back up assistant, @Tika would be honored to pay this small humble fee of a million dollars. in fact, ill triple it! They'll pay you back 3 million dollars. Cash. Thank you, thank you very much. This is Jexxler, signing off, Cancer Cop............... 456 words. ok dude this isnt fun anymore but im so close to 500 words. wtf is this madness? a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z. OK thank you, i have finally written 500 of the most persuasive words ever. Each word, careful with thought. I pray you well, Jexxler. -Cancer cop.
  12. I'm not your assistant. You are my assistant.
  13. To whom it may concern, This humble Maple citizen would be most honored to be considered for this position and a chance to show my skills and dedication to said cause. Thank you for your time and I anxiously await your sincere reply. Graciously, Tika, Phd. (All business emails should be redirected to my assistant, @HELLO)
  14. Curious about the new server but unsure if you wanna jump on-board? Getting hyped and ready for anchors aweigh? Or do you just want some FREE LP?!?!?! I'm giving away 1 Bronze Founder's Pack for Nautilus. Write me a 1-page 500 word double spaced size 12 Times New Roman essay with Chicago style headers and 1" margins on why you think you would be the best choice for this scholarship. ... or just post beneath and you'll be entered in a raffle. Essays get 2 extra though. Raffle will be done TBA is done! Congratulations to @Meowd!
  15. A Very Merry Maplemas It's that time of year again -- show your winter spirit once more by dressing with the cold weather. Make sure your outfit shows how you enjoy the holiday season. Merry Maplemas to all! Example: Deadline: Januray 8th 2018 00:00 Servertime (EDT), post submissions below or via Discord (choux#0152).
  16. Just your typical jack-o'-lantern all lit up for Halloween ready to spook y'all on the haunted hayride
  17. A Spoopy Halloween Halloween is just around the corner, the one night of the year where you can dress as anything you want. Anything related to Halloween goes! Dress up as spoopy things, like ghosts, zombies, and witches. Or maybe you just wanna be a slutty nurse. Be whatever I ain't trippin. Example: SPECIAL EVENT For anyone with the guts to do it, there will be another segment accompanying the usual event. Dress yourself up as your character... digitally! Anonymous Example: Use your phone or computer to make yourself in the likeness of your character. Feel free to put in as much effort/detail as you'd like. Contestants will be judged based on creativity and likeness to their characters. You can also dress up as your character if you please, though there won't be any distinction between physical or digital manipulation of your image. Do whatever is easiest for you! There will be a separate prize pool for this special event, so even if your character doesn't take the prize, you and your handsome mug/beautiful features just might! Deadline: Sunday, November 5th 00:00 Servertime (EDT), post submissions below or via Discord (choux#0152).
  18. I'm that kid who's either falling asleep in the very back dark corner of class or playing on her phone behind a book while the teacher is talking. As you can tell, I didn't have particularly good grades.
  19. Back to School Whether you love it or hate it, school is back for most of us! Show your school spirit, regardless of whether you're attending classes this fall or not! Deadline: October 2nd 00:00 Servertime (EDT), post submissions below. Example: Winners The winners have been decided! Since there was only one participant, the Grand Prize goes to Hamburger!
  20. For submissions to be posted in the forums, please post in the thread of the event you are submitting for. Thanks.
  21. Submissions Bubble Hamburger ImWithMeme LoveSickHero MandyMarks Miles Paid Sheik
  22. Unleash the beast Rawr~! Unleash the beast or cuddle with kittens and dress with an inferior species (a.k.a. animals and monsters). Deadline: September 18th 00:00 Servertime (EDT), post submissions below. Example: Winners The winners have been decided! The Grand Prize goes to Miles! Runner-ups We have three runner-ups this time around. Sheik ImWithMeme/Hamburger Honorable Mention While they did not win anything, the effort put forth by Paid was much appreciated by me!
  23. https://forum.lumiere.network/calendar/2-unseasonal-winter/events/2017/8/
  24. Unseasonal Winter Summer's ending, but screw autumn. We want Christmas! Show your winter seasonal spirit! Deadline: September 1st 00:00 Servertime (EDT), post submissions below Example: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Winners The winners have been decided! The Grand Prize goes to Hamburger/Cheeseburger! Runner-ups We have three runner-ups this time around. LoveSickHero Clazziquai Paid Great job everybody! Even if you weren't chosen as a winner, I thoroughly enjoyed all the entries. Look forward to the next event!
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